Adding ‘Boobs, Tits, Sex, Penetration, Anal, Orgasm, Slut, Kittens, Miley Cyrus’ Only Way Local Blogger Can Get Any Views
September 30, 2013 Leave a comment
Local blogger, Reid Thomas Haines, has found the only way he can get any hits on his blog is to add the most commonly searched for tags of “boobs, tits, sex, penetration, anal, orgasm, slut, kittens, and Miley Cyrus.”
Reid Thomas Haines has been blogging for several years, spending hours each week on top of his full-time job delicately crafting a beautiful webpage that also has intelligent, thought provoking material about current events in politics, pop culture, and life in general. “One of my most viewed posts was a discussion about whether or not countries are outdated and if the world should have one global government,” stated Reid. “It received twelve hits. It was awesome.” But lately, Reid has been taking a different approach to finding an audience. A more visceral one.
Reid has begun only discussing stories where he can say the words ‘boobs, tits, sex, penetration, anal, orgasm, slut, kittens, and Miley Cyrus’ as many times as possible. “When I started this tactic, all of the sudden I received fourteen thousand hits. It was just ok.” Reid has one of the top viewed blogs in the nation as of today only behind a gossiper drawing dicks on celebrities and a twelve year old girl taking pictures of her turtle in funny situations. Reid is finally on his way to the top and we will be tracking his progress closely. Or more likely we will completely lose track of him until he loses popularity and hits rock bottom.