April 17, 2014 Leave a comment
The Obama Administration has had more than its fair share of scandals in recent months. A recent poll is showing that the American public gives so many fucks about the scandals that it’s insane.
The NSA wiretapping scandal, the release of records stating over 3,000 people were killed by drone strikes last year, the IRS targeting of Obama’s denouncers, the ATF “Fast and Furious” scheme, amongst numerous other stories, have only increased the amount of fucks Americans are giving about their President. “Every time I hear of a new scandal, I give, like, double the fucks than normal,” stated Preschool Teacher, Aaron Klatt. “Sometimes it feels like I can’t give any more fucks, but somehow I always find more fucks to give.”
A recent poll done by somebody somewhere stated that people give, on average, twenty-seven thousand fucks per year, but that number is only rising. “People don’t forget these scandals immediately, Mr. Hussein Obama!” stated French Press connoisseur Jacque Blackman. “Every day I give fucks, and every day Obama learns that Americans won’t take this lightly, and won’t forget these things probably a day or two after it happens. No sir.”
Still no word on how many shits were not given during Obama’s second term.